
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 2016 CAST MOVIE
No, the reason I hate to say that I'm unfamiliar with it is simple and that is because the original movie is a remake of what is regarded as one of the finest movies ever made, as well as Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece, and that is, of course, Seven Samurai. I don't hate it for the reasons that you'd think, which that the Magnificent Seven is regarded as a top-notch western.

All three had minor roles in those films.You know, I hate to say that I'm unfamiliar with the original Magnificent Seven. The cast features three James Bond actresses: Anouska Hempel and Julie Ege, who appeared in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, and Madeline Smith, who would later appear in Live and Let Die. Stephen Lewis as Jarvis, the park keeper.They think that they are in heaven, and plan to litter it too, but instead they find themselves in hell, and the man they tried to kill is actually the devil. However, this is only accomplished at the cost that they themselves die too. Most of their schemes fail, but in the end they succeed, by planting a bomb in a washroom. Two men in a public park (Fraser and Howard) are angered by the park keeper (Lewis, playing his character Inspector Blake from On the Buses in all but name) telling them off for littering, so they try to kill him. The seventh and last segment, "Wrath", is written by Graham Chapman and Barry Cryer. The captions incorporate a running gag on the word "walnut". In paricular a tramp who refuses to take his hands out of his pockets, as he is holding his walnuts.
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 2016 CAST SERIES
It features a series of silent black and white film clips, with dialogue captions, where people chose to be inactive rather than pursuing a logical course. The sixth segment, "Sloth", is written by Spike Milligan. It was remade again in 1996 as an episode of Paul Merton in Galton & Simpson's. This was a reworking of the writers' Impasse episode in the second (1963) series of Comedy Playhouse. In it, two motorists (Carmichael and Bass) meet facing each other on a narrow country road, and neither is willing to pull aside to let the other pass. The fifth segment, "Pride", is written by Alan Simpson and Ray Galton. The segment ends with a shot of a dangling handset. She seems quite excited about the prospect of meeting up with him, but before he gets the chance to arrange a meeting she tells him over the phone that there is a man looking at her with a face that looks like "a monkey" in the adjoining phone box (which is, of course, Corbett). Ambrose Twombly (Corbett) is determined to find a partner and chats up a woman in an adjoining telephone box by looking through the glass, dialling the number of her telephone and convincing her that he is someone from her past who just happens to be on a "crossed line" by some extraordinary coincidence, cleverly prompting her with some personal details he has managed to spot. The fourth segment, "Lust", is written by Graham Stark from a story by Marty Feldman.

In this sketch Phillips is a compulsive eater who has food hidden all around his office. The third segment, "Gluttony", is written by Graham Chapman and Barry Cryer. As they move in a mechanical digger is seen coming towards the house as it turns out the 'story' is actually true. So Secombe's character decides to employ a series of schemes to force the owners of the house to sell their home so that they can buy it one of these schemes involves creating a mock edition of the local newspaper that purports to tell the story of a new motorway that will go straight through their garden. The owners (Bayldon and Whitfield) enjoy a quiet life there and do not wish to sell. His wife spots one and decides she must have it. Stanley (Secombe) and his wife Vera (Cryan) are winners of the football pools and are looking to buy a huge house. The second segment, "Envy", is written by Dave Freeman. Julie Samuel as Petrol Station Attendant.The chauffeur drops the coin in after him and after replacing the manhole cover, walks away with a purposeful stride. In the end the rich man, seeing the sewage on the chauffeur, fires him but then falls straight into the open sewer. Other people become involved in the search, including a policewoman (Sims) and one of the workers in the sewer. The chauffeur's efforts result only in the coin dropping farther down into the sewer. A fisherman (Hudd) attempts to fish it out. In this segment, a 50p coin falls down a drain and a rich man (Whitsun-Jones) orders his chauffeur (Forsyth) to retrieve it. The first segment, "Avarice", is written by John Esmonde and Bob Larbey.
